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Jukebox Mark

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Thanks joe
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Mr. Rump is often compared to P. T. Barnum who once said: "A sucker is born every minute."  How true, especially for Mr. Rump!
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rumps got my vote!
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That last line is perfection, Mark ...
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All we really need to know is...can he REALLY take the heat?

Rhetorical, since we already know all politicians are properly 'seasoned' by the devil.

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Too funny  [smile]
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I little levity on a VERY quiet forum.


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Do we really need this sort of nonsense on SPA? This is just as good as the spam that shows up once in a while.
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What BIG ideas !!  Who is going to pay for all these changes ??  Are there any subcontractors that will work for you ??  Will the baseball game still be  held ??  Maybe Ivanka could host it.....
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I, Donald T. Rump, am writing today to announce my application for Camp Host of
Saline Valley Warm Springs. I felt someone needed to step up. The changes I am
recommending will be HUGE!

1. Loser Lizard Lee must go. What has this guy done out there for the last 20 years?
What’s up with the lawn or should I say swamp? This guy has no experience in
lawns. I, on the other hand have many golf courses around the world and can grow
really good grass. When I’m Camp Host, the lawn will be bigger, better, greener. The
grass will not be closed to guests it will be open 24/7 and 4/20. He seems like a nice
guy but Loser Lizard Lee will be FIRED!

2. We’re building a wall. Yes, it’s the only way to deal with the burro situation. Who
brought them in any way - the Democrats? We’ve got to keep them out. They’re
beggars, standing around begging for food. They steal from your camps and poop all
over. They’re rapists - have you seen those Jacks after the Jenny’s. We’ve got to
keep them out and a wall is the only way.

3. Rump Towers - Within the next 2 years I will begin work on Rump Towers where
clothing will not be an option. Campers will no longer have to sleep on the ground.
They will have a lovely suite for a minimal charge. Also, we will have the Rump
Towers Restaurant where we will specialize in Rump Roast. All campers will be
welcome, even the Democrats. They will just have to pay higher taxes.

4. Park Service - don’t get me started. Talk about inefficiency, this place could have
been making a profit for years. Everyone can continue to stay 30 days but I’ll get rid
of the losers who can’t pay the daily Rump fee. As for babies, no BABIES allowed.
They will be immediately kicked out! This is no place for children.

5. Spa Board - I will be replacing the current SPA Board members with people I can
trust. That includes Donald Jr., Ivanka, Eric, Sleepy, Grumpy, and Dopey. I will not
appoint Major Tom. What branch of the service was he in anyway? Does he have a
Lead Star? Could someone lend me a copy of the SPA By-laws? I’d love to read
them along with the Constitution.

I look forward to your support. Only I can fix the Springs. It will be HUGE!
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